Two girls are comming back home from a night out, they both have no money and no phone signal so they decide to walk home. As they are walking through a grave yard one of the girls says,
"I'm gonna go to the toilett over there behind that gravestone."
The other girl replies, "Okay i'll think i'll join you."
After they have been to the toilett one of the girls decides to wipe herself on one of the gravestones whilst the other one wipes herself with her jeans.
The next day the husband of one of the girls phones up the other husband and says,
"I think these nights out need to stop as my wife came home drunk and her new jeans covered in piss."
The other husband replies,
"Yea they need to stop as my wife came home with note a on her arse note saying,
"From all the guys at the fire department, we will never forget you."
Subject: just a random joke 
Tue Dec 29, 2009 11:06 am
